Things are really getting into the Christmas spirit, aren't they, lady? They kinda caught me off guard... I haven't had the chance to do any Christmas shopping, and I'm strapped for cash.

What? Is this just some sort of subtle way to beg me for more money again? Who would a guy like you even buy a Christmas present for to begin with? [ she sighs ( Read more... )

[Greetings, everyone. Not that you can expect many greetings right now, since for some reason there is a crying teenage girl being shown on video.]

I... I lost?! To a snowman?! How could I lose to a snowman of all things?! They can't even breathe!

[Yes, this is clearly the most terrible thing that could ever happen, for she is bawling.]

Okay, is anyone listening? Today we’re bringing you something special! I’m Ayumi Shinozaki, and with me is...

[ A remarkably similar voice follows close behind, though this one is calmer and a bit more restrained: ]

Chihaya Kisaragi. Welcome to our first episode of... of...

( Come to think of it, does it have a name yet? )

Ohoho! Greetings, Asgard! Once again, it’s Santa Mami! Here today, she has a very special show for all of her fans! It’s time for...Meet 765 Pro: Asgard edition! Let’s start with our first idol...

[And she runs up to a table where five girls are just sitting and eating. They are all used to Mami’s shenanigans, so they only look for a second before ( Read more... )

[The video feed turns on to show a face that may be familiar to some. However, despite the similarities, this face has a more playful and satisfied expression.]

I see! So this is how it works! [The girl clad in red's voice high-pitched voice declares with triumph.] Such remarkable technology... I must compliment the craftmanship of this bracelet. ( Read more... )

[There's a closeup of Kazumi's face at first, before she pulls away slightly, with a look of awe and curiosity on her face.]Whoah... this thing really works!? No way! I bet Nico would get a kick out of this ( Read more... )

[ After meeting with the maid at Gladsheim Palace and unsuccessfully getting any answers regarding the way out, one angry-looking girl decides to put her bracelet to good use. ]

GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT!You think this is all one big joke, don't you? Oh, sure, let's whisk Yozora off to my estate in the middle of nowhere! Let's see the ( Read more... )